As you know St.Peter guards the gates of heaven.
One day he needed to pee and asked Jesus to guard the gates for him for a little while.
Jesus, being a very kind and willing man said that he would.
Soon after, an old man with a beard appeared and started to walk towards Jesus. When the man got to the gates Jesus thought he looked familiar.
Jesus stopped the man and said, "I don't mean to be nosey sir, but did you have any children?"
"Yes" replied the old man in a sad voice. "One son, but he died. Then he had nails put through him."
Then Jesus asked the old man what type of work he did on earth.
"I was a carpenter"
"Father?"asked Jesus.
"Pinocchio?" asked the man...
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